Sushi Timelapse (x4), originally uploaded by tilak.dutta.
Dale takes on a food challenge. He is to eat the same amount of sushi as Tonya and I eat combined. Dale weighs ~120lbs soaking wet.
The plate closest to the camera is Dale's...Tonya and I are eating off the far plate. Here is a timelapse of the fateful meal.
Not only did he eat the same as us combined, he ate it (marginally) faster. And he claims that he had room for 2 more rolls... although that was never proven. but he DID eat 2 servings of ice cream for dessert. I don't know what Dale got out of it, but I was quite entertained.
ReplyDeleteOk first off, how can you say that I was only marginally faster? You had TWO people eating the same amount of food as me. It's not like the rules were that Tilak had to finish chewing and swallowing before Tonya could take the next roll. I finished before the two of you combined which means I ate more than twice as fast as either of you individually.
ReplyDeleteSecond, you make it seem like this was some kind of food challenge accomplishment like the 4 minute mile or scaling mount everest. Anyone with even a passing knowledge of food challenges can see that the quantity of sushi on either plate hardly qualifies as a real challenge. All it serves to do is highlight what a sad effort was put forth by your team. The most apt comparison would be to when they stick some giant, colossal freak of a guy into the ring against two skinny, tiny, white, no-name twerps and the crowd is supposed to be impressed that the freak can demolish the two little guys at the same time while in reality nobody is impressed because the little guys suck so much. I believe in the wrestling industry, they refer to those kind of guys as jobbers. And that is exactly what you are, food challenge jobbers. Pathetic.
Of course what would be really great is if you were employing some kind of rope-a-dope strategy to try to take advantage of my silly bravado. The next time out you each lay bare your true gastronomic skills and annihilate me in a sea of House Special Rolls and ginger ice cream. That would make for a great story.
KK